Sunday, July 8, 2012

19th Hole Jokester

A golfer was trying everything to beat his personal best at his favorite course, but kept tearing up sod with his tee shots and fairway shots.  Near the end of a round he turned to his caddie and said,

"Man, I'd move heaven and earth to break a hundred on this course."
  The caddie said, "Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."



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